The Most Amazing Place on Earth- My College

A place where ATTENDING A CLASS means getting to class somehow to sit on the back bench and wake up from your deep slumber to say "present sir" at the time of your roll call.
A place where PERFORMING AN EXPERIMENT IN THE LAB means completing the lab file(not necessarily the experiment!) as soon as you can, buttering up the lab assistants and memorizing that connecting this wire with that terminal will give you the required reading.
A place where YOU HAVE TO ATTEND THE CLASS even when you are on your death bed because by any chance if you get well, you will still have to drop the semester as you don't have the required 75% attendance.
A place where THE TEACHERS (only so called...) consider your time as inconsequential and unproductive as theirs. After you wait for 40 minutes for a 2 hour lab, they will tell you to complete 2 or more 'experiments' in the remaining 1hr or so.
A place where THE TEACHERS are so dumb that a Thermodynamics teacher does not know the meaning of the term- "Degree of Freedom" and a Mathematics teacher does not understand the Rolles Theorem in Calculus.
A pace where BEING CREATIVE means you only wear branded clothes, always pour half the bottle of deodorant whenever you are going out, you should be seen with at least half a dozen girls at all times and you should be always cooking up some fucked up idea in your fucked up mind about organizing some fucked up event in this fucked up college.
A place where TERMS like respect, love,and humility do not exist in the people's dictionary. Oh sorry! they do not know what is a dictionary!

Its definitely the most amazing on earth...
Where else would you see so much wilderness in the open?